Kevs travels....Notes from a large island

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

like a thief in the night

i was laying in bed last night with the window open reading a book, when i hear a sound from the window, and as i turn round, i catch a glimpse of a hand shooting back through the window and then some one running away at full pelt. Cheeky bastards. Good job all i was doing was reading.
So the choice now at night is to stay safe, close the window and boil in the room or open the window and put razor blades around the frame and wait for the screams.

i like number 2.

The stupidest job i ever had...

I just applied for a job as a tourist train driver around sydney harbour (on the edge of it, well, not right on the edge, and definately not in it, obviously).

Its not what you put inna sydney harbour bridge, its what you put onnit, innit?

This could be hilarious.

Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Here is the news. There is no news.

No recent news as all i have been doing is drinking booze (scarilly have started drinking white wine spritzer at home as 4.4 litres of wine is 10 dollars, which is enough to slay at least a small bolivian army), smoking fags , playing pool and eating kebabs.
I have eaten kebabs for dinner for the past 5 days now. i am beginning to worry myself.

Chantals flatmates dont want a man in the house, so scratch that idea. i offered to wear dresses but to no avail.....

still no job. christ, it must be miller time again....and where's that kebab shop?